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If you are like me, and I would assume you are since you are reading my review, and are looking for a solid hour and a half of ass-kickery, then congratulations. If you are looking for a deep introspective look at the horrors of airborne terrorism and reptilian exploitation, look somewhere else, and don't complain about it. I realized something when I exited the theater, fresh from the prescreening of Snakes on a Plane (SoaP) at the cinema at which I work, that I may never again see another film that rocks this hard. Reviewed by ps42 10 /10 Oh, yes, Snakes on a Plane does indeed rock.Ī small part of me has died today. But putting junk on a pedestal? That's very, very wrong. Is there anything wrong with liking junk? Not really - I review and praise junk on this site all the time. So we watch and listen to junk, and imagine that we're superior to it, and that makes us feel good.
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It's hip to like terrible garage bands and lame movies because people are either too impatient, or too unsophisticated, to take the time to absorb entertainment that's actually artistic. It's part of the whole culture of worshiping lame junk that's prevalent right now. And most of them are fake CGI anyway, so they're not even remotely frightening.įace it, the only reason to see this is because it's camp and bad. Speaking of dull, how many different ways can snakes really kill someone? They hiss.they lunge.they bite.over and over and over again. The rest of the actors aren't even worth commenting on, since they're stuck with stock and boring "funny" characters. And, aside from his one power catchphrase, most of his dialog is banal and dull. Jackson is good, but his role is weirdly small. The truth is that parts of SOAP are pretty lame. Why heap such praise on this particular film? If you love camp, over-the-top action movies, then why not worship a camp action film that's actually good? ("Wrath of Khan" springs to mind - also "Batman.") I was even willing to be generous, until I saw the outrageously high rating on this site and all the strangely gushing reviews.
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And it sure ain't a "10" on the IMDb scale.ĭon't misunderstand me I had fun watching the movie. But I think any more sensible member of the general public will tell you that SOAP is nothing more than a mildly competent action movie. I'm confident that "Snakes on a Plane" will prove once and for all that Internet culture and mainstream culture are not one and the same.īecause, my friends, the Internet will tell you that SOAP (as those in the know call it) is a classic film - the best "bad movie" ever made. Reviewed by dr_foreman 5 /10 The Internet spawned a monster. It's not the funniest movie of the year or the scariest, but it is a good movie if you're looking for mindless fun involving a lot of snakes on an airplane, some gratuitous gore and nudity, and a few great Samuel L. Snakes On A Plane isn't the best movie of the year. There are plenty of moments where Sam kicks ass and gives some great one-liners and does amusing things, but he is offscreen just as often as he is on it. No more, no less.ĭon't see this movie if you're expecting to constantly laugh at Samuel L. Snakes On A Plane is a entertaining mid-grade thriller movie that pretty much delivers what you'd expect from a Hollywood movie about snakes on an airplane. Jackson being a badass or swearing a lot, although it happens. Also, the movie's not all about Samuel L. It isn't a horribly cheesy or bad (intentionally or not) movie, either, or one that's "so bad it's good," which is a phrase that gets thrown around a lot in SOAP discussions. With a title like that, you've already made up your mind about if you want to see it. I guess there's no real point to writing a review of Snakes On A Plane. Reviewed by agent17 6 /10 Don't get high on the hype.Ī lot of people on IMDb have given Snakes on a Plane a 10/10 rating and left comments like "omg this is best movie ever lol." Unfortunately, most of these people had come to this conclusion before seeing the movie, and are still high on the Internet hype that built the movie up to be something it's not.